Drunk Man Shows His Girlfriend Who’s Boss During a Fight by Cutting Off His Own Dick and FLUSHING IT

According to The Star:

In a fit of anger following a quarrel with his girlfriend, a drunken man cut off his penis and testicles with a pair of scissors.

The 46-year-old man from Jilong city in Taiwan then flushed his severed organ down the toilet bowl, Kwong Wah Yit Poh reported.

His girlfriend, whose name and age was not known, could only watch him commit the act in horror. She rushed the man, who was bleeding profusely by then, to a hospital.

The report said that after the cut, there was only 3cm of the man's penis that remained.

However, he could still urinate.

After regaining consciousness, the man could not believe what he did.

The Star just going for absolute perfection with that last sentence. As if anyone thought No-Dick woke up and experienced anything other than total fucking regret.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go vomit. 

[Man with scissors image via ShutterStock]

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