Drunk Mother Throws Her Hat Into the ‘Mug Shot of the Year’ Ring

by 6 years ago


Our friends at HyperVocal are calling this the early winner for Mugshot of the Year, but with seven months left in 2014 and loads of shitheads who are still waiting to get busted for utter shithead-ery, I’m not so sure.

According to WHAS 11:

HUMBLE, Texas — A mother who was so drunk as she walked with her 1-month-old baby that she caused the infant to fall out of a stroller near a busy street plead guilty Monday, according to Humble police.

Sandra Grohman, 29, plead guilty to endangering a child and was sentenced to 180 days in jail.

Oh good, she is responsible for a human life. Seems plenty fit for that task…

Anyway, if this drunk lady’s mugshot did anything for me, it reminded me of my favorite muggy of all time. It’s been a while since I revisited that glorious photo and for my money, nothing will top it. Ever. I believe that with all my heart. If you haven’t seen it, brace yourselves, because once you see the morbidly obese man who’s face looks like a cartoon pelican it’ll ruin all other mugshots forever.

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[H/T: Hypervocal]