Dude Tries To Swindle A Threesome With Girl Who Inquired About Renting His Apartment On Spare Room

My motto is: No swings, no hits. I also try to uphold the motto: Don’t be a fucking creep. In other words, if I swing and strike out, it’s appropriate to salvage what’s left of my dignity and walk back to the dugout with my pecker tucked between my legs in deafening shame. And believe me, I may be leading New York City in strike outs. But there’s some honor in never striking out on a called third strike. I think.

But some people, like the dude in the below text exchange, live by the motto: If at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again until a restraining order prohibits you from trying ever again.

Joanna, a 25-year-old girl from England (pictured above), posted an ad on temporary apartment room rental site Spare Room (much like AirBnb). She eventually found a room to rent on the site, but was contacted by a home owner looking to give her more than just a roof over her head.

Check out the below exchange, courtesy of LADbible.

“Sometimes when you see someone very attractive like you, you have to go to go for it and throw caution to the wind.” Truer words have never been spoken from this sexual predator. Do less.

[h/t LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.