Dude Pulls A Valentine’s Day Prank On His Girlfriend That Guarantees He’ll Be Tugging It On The Couch Tonight

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If you’re currently in a relationship, odds are, tonight you’re going to get in a fight with your significant other. Not the blowout kind of fight where, at the very least, you can get some stress off your chest. No, the worst kind of fight–the silent kind. The one where she isn’t saying “How come you didn’t take me for a unicorn and carriage ride around Central Park?” but she kind of is. It’s a slow, painful, life-sucking process that if you stick through, you may be lucky enough to get an inspired hand job out of.

Welp, one dude is in for one of those nights lifting his girlfriend’s hopes up only to destroy her. Look at it unravel below.

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Live look at this dude tomorrow morning.

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[h/t LADbible]

Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.

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