God. This is such a fucking aces prank. I’m all for you doing you, and wearing gauges and piercing your taint and listening to Anti-Flag, but I also support other people’s right to troll the dick out of you for being that way.
Like our poor bro Tom Matthews, who was having a cigarette when someone walked up behind him and snapped a padlock on his ear.
Just look at him.
According to Matthews, a friend of his later used bolt cutters to remove the lock.
Sorry, but even you have to admit that’s great.
[Via Daily Mail]