If You Want To Ground A Plane For Two Hours, Make A Joke That You Have Ebola Like This Asshole Did

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PRANK! And a hilarious one at that I might add.

According to the description on YouTube:

Once we landed in Punta Cana we were told by the flight attendants that there was a situation and that a passenger may have been in Africa and had Ebola. She was certain it was a hoax but they did not take any chances and had a full hazmat crew board the plane and take the passenger off. It was later confirmed that the passenger was never in Africa and after 2hrs we were finally able to get off the plane.

When I fly somewhere for vacation, I specifically make certain that I get there to have a full first day, especially if the destination is a beach. The fact that they already landed at their destination, and then had to wait TWO FUCKING HOURS for a team of hazmat suit-clad men to sweep the plane before they could get off, makes this 1,000 times more aggravating to me. Being stuck on that plane wouldn’t have just burned my ass, it would have torched a hole right through it. From the reactions of the other people on the plane, when they finally removed this cocksucker, their assholes we’re pretty scorched too.