This Dude Pompously Laughs At An Eel Flailing From His Fishing Hook, But Stops When The Eel Drops A Massive Dump On Him //

The only thing more disrespectful than stealing a living organism from its habitat with a sharp hook and pompously laughing as it struggles to break free is a living organism taking a hot, steamy dump on another one. Winning the small battles as you flail hopelessly from an iron hook lodged in your mouth is nothing short of admirable. I can only hope to be half the man this eel is.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.