Here Are 17 Entertaining Stoner Stories About People Doing Stupid Stuff After Smoking The Marijuana

by Brandon Wenerd May 7, 2015

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Stoners. One minute you’re chillin’ to re-runs of Squid Billies on Adult Swim, the next you’re counting the number of Coco Puffs you can get in a spoon. Every stoner has an amusing tale from their smoking adventures, so I thought we’d share 17 entertaining ones from the Whisper deep thoughts sharing app. If you have a fantastic smoking story, share it in the comments for the Brommunity.

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I found a note from my roommate when I was high asking me to feed her cat. So I made it a sandwich.

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I got so high last night, I made a "coming out video" for my mom. I'm not even gay. And I don't remember any of this.

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When I was stoned I bought a kids plastic swimming pool just so I could make a huge bowl of cereal. 10 gallons of milk and 6 boxes of Lucky Charms...

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I once got so high then ended up rolling on the floor screaming "Jesus is from Nazareth!"

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So stoned and just ordered pizza, feel sorry for the bastard that has to take $36.00 in coins.

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One time I got so high that I blew on every single hot Cheeto before I ate it

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I was so stoned that I ate $15 worth of Taco Bell in one sitting. If you are familiar with Taco Bell, you realize that is an ungodly amount of food

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