If You Can Do Even Half Of The Fitness Tricks That This Guy Pulls Off You May As Well Be A God
Do you see this dude? Do you SEE him? Put me in the gym for seven day a week, 24 hours a day and I’ll still never be able to do even HALF of this in a million years. Hell, amputate my arms and legs and replace them with the body parts of an Olympian and I’m still fucked.
As for you, well, you can probably handle a pushup or two, unlike me. But can you flip, flop, floopity-loop around like the guy up there? If the answer is yes, congratulations – you’re a god. If not, well…welcome to the peasant life. It ain’t bad, but it ain’t great either.