Pornhub Creates ‘Fapworthy,’ a Site That Makes ‘Upworthy’-Style Headlines for Porn Titles

by 5 years ago


Ugh. Upworthy. I have a blogger friend who applied to a job there once upon a time who went through an insane”audition” process. He had to write like 60-something clickbait headlines that sounded cheery and ridiculous about all sorts of mundane bullshit. He’s pretty fucking happy he never got the job, considering that it’s the Internet’s #1 snark-target when it comes to clickbait. Hell, Upworthy’s headlines are such an easy target to make fun of these days that The Onion literally made an entire publication dedicated to mocking it (it’s called Clickhole).

But what it you were to combine the Internet’s true love — porn — with Upworthy-esque titles? That’s what the folks at Pornhub did in creating The headlines are the most ridiculous, hilarious thing you’ll see on the Internet today. It makes for some pretty classic innuendo:

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