Farmers Drive Through Field Of Anti-Fracking Demonstrators, Spray Manure Everywhere Because Screw Hippies

I like my meat just how I like my environment: dead.

Normally I’d endorse people spraying poop at each other, but in this case there was food around. You don’t fuck with food. One tiny particle of poo gets on my cake and there’s no way I’m eating it anymore, and you can’t waste good cake. Luckily for these ant-frackers, they managed to save the cake. Unluckily for them, they’re anti-frackers and got sprayed with poo.

Ya win some ya lose some.