Feast Your Eyes On The Fastest Beer Chug In The History Of Humanity
You never expected to get bodied by a dude wearing a spaghetti strap tank top and a bunny ear headband, but the reality is that you’d still be choking down your lager in the time this dude gulped his and reapplied his lipstick. The rain clouds really start to appear when I consider that I’ll never be as good at anything as this primate is at chugging brew. Good thing we live in 2016, a time when WE’RE ALL WINNERS AS LONG AS WE’RE TRYING OUR BEST!!!
But for real, we’re the losers. My advice is to just take the L like men.