I think the reason I love this video so much is because it hits close to home. This is literally what I look when I’m heading to Taco Tuesday or leaving the bar for a $1 pizza slice “just to beat the crowd.” It literally runs out of breath and needs to take a couple seconds before exerting any more physical energy. It’s dad-bodding so hard that it needs a Cartman-syle Rascal mobility scooters.
Lay off the Temptations Tasty, buddy. You’re going to want to live until AT LEAST your fifth life.