Parents can be REAL motherfuckers sometimes. Especially when you’re not old enough to take care of yourself and buy your own shit and tell them, “I don’t care if you take me out of the will, DAD, I’m going to keep shaving my chest!” When you’re young your parents have you by the goddamn balls and they know it. They know that they control your happiness.
This Bro found out that sometimes that power to alter your happiness can cause even the best of parents to royally fuck with you. All I can say is, may we all be this cruel to our children some day. Well done, Dad Loretto.