This Guy Shit His Pants On A First Date And Made A Cartoon About The Entire Experience

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Of all the things you never want to do on a first or second or even third date, shitting your pants has got to be at the top of the list. It probably falls somewhere between talking about your ex-girlfriend for 3 straight hours and saying that you’re a Nazi sympathizer.

But shit happens and it happened to this guy at the most inopportune time: while he and his date were doing yoga on the beach. I guess that’s what he gets for doing yoga.

How he reacted to his unfortunate situation — which, to be clear, is him shitting in his fucking boardshorts — just goes to prove just how real the thirst is. Did he let feces ruin his hot date? Hell no. He took the shit that life gave him and he made…well…he didn’t really make anything. Shit is not like lemons in that way. You can’t just squeeze it and have a delicious beverage to enjoy. He just kind of took the shit and dealt with it in the best possible way.

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