Florida Grandma In A Bikini Totals BMW, Gets A DUI With 10-Year-Old Grandson Riding Shotgun
Patricia Ebel, a 49-year-old from Naples, Florida, racked up a DUI charge after she slammed her BMW into the rear of another car stopped at a red light while on the way home from a day of drinking at a local pool…with her 10-year-old grandson. Because it’s Florida, of course she happens to be a grandmother (yes, grandmother) at age 49, and of course she had a pretty revealing string bikini on at the time of the accident.
Here’s the exclusive report from WINK News:
Poor kid. He’s just going to be scarred for life, I can tell. Nothing like watching your ashamedly hot grandmother outright fail her field sobriety test ten minutes removed from when you were having the time of your life riding shotgun in the Beemer on the way home after a great day of splashing around and crushing some Marco-Polo at the pool.
Too bad Grandma was obviously crushing something else. I imagine the tears were aplenty when they slapped the cuffs on her.
Really tragic stuff.
And did you see the car?
Like, holy shit. That’s not just an, “Ahaha I was a little drunk and bumped you trying to parallel park!” kind of crash. It’s a “Got fucking blitzed at the pool with my grandson today #YOLO driving 60mph towards this red light, and ‘OMG this new Taylor Swift song is soooo gr-‘ CRASH!!!” kind of crash.
Seriously, it’s a lucky thing that no one was severely injured. Maybe next time Ebel should let the 10-year-old drive home, he’d probably be a safer bet for the other people on the road.