Ghosthunters Investing Mysterious Noises In A Cemetery Were Crushed To Find It Was Just A Porno Being Filmed
Talk about a let down.
You spend your whole life looking for proof of ghosts and then, late one night, you think you’ve got it.
You’re wandering a cemetery you know is haunted, leading a tour in fact, so there’ll be witnesses, and you hear it. Mysterious noises. Groans. It sounds like the undead coming back to life.
Closer you move, louder it gets. Screams. Yelps. The Necromancer.
As you approach, your heart is racing. Your greatest discovery, within reach, within sight. You round a bend and you see…
Two people fucking being filmed by two men.
No ghosts. Only a pornography being filmed.
That weirdly specific hypothetical happened to ghosthunters in Hull, England.
The group were examining gravestones on the south side of Sculcoates Lane in Hull last month, when they heard groans.
The graveyard, which has graves from the 1840s to 1959, is now overgrown and was thought to be haunted by monks and children whose bones were moved during redevelopment of the site.
When they went to investigate … they found a couple having sex on a patch of ivy, filmed by two men.
Could it have been a ghost porno though????
No, it could not have been a ghost porno.
Mike Covell, who was leading the tour of the cemetery, spoke to the Hull Daily Mail:
It was the couple who saw us first. They were going at it like knives among the ivy. She was a blonde.
We looked at her and she looked at us. Then she pushed the bloke off her. The guy ran after her desperately trying to protect his privates from the brambles.
We did not know where to look. Good job all 12 people on the tour were adults because sometimes kids come along.
Truth be told, I’d consider that a success if I’d been on the tour.
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