Girl Twerks Her Heart Out In Front Of A Completely Unmoved Cat
This video’s about to launch a heated debate on just what exactly constitutes ‘twerking’. I thought we were months removed from the twerking fad of late 2014-early 2015, but as this video’s titled ‘Girl Tries Twerking for Sitting Cat’ I think it’s time we revisit just what exactly twerking entails.
By definition: “dance to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving thrusting hip movements and a low, squatting stance.”
As she never got low, I’m not sure we can call this twerking. What we can call this however is an odd attempt at being sexy. Though she’s lacking the requisite junk in the trunk to really pull off a dance like that, the dancer in this video is still quite sexy. That cat, however, is completely unmoved by his sexy owner’s attempt to shake her rump. Further proofs that cats are the worst creatures in the animal kingdom.
It’s amazing though how much this cat’s behavior mirrors that of an awkward dude at a strip club. This cat is basically the feline embodiment of every awkward dude who has ever stepped foot within the strip club:
So what do we call that, if we’re not calling it ‘twerking’? Nerd-spasms? Jiggly-dance? I’ve got nothing. Any ideas you might have for me you can toss down below in the comments.