Gisele Bundchen Disguised Herself So She Could Secretly Inflate Her Deflated Boobs
Although Gisele Bundchen’s husband, Tom Brady, is under some serious fire for his alleged involvement of deflating footballs during last season’s AFC Championship Game, causing him to be suspended for four games in this upcoming campaign, the model hasn’t allowed that to get her down.
More specifically, she hasn’t allowed her boobies to get down, as in sag, because Gisele, reportedly, went into a Paris plastic surgeon early this morning to perk up her formerly deflated breasts.
— Page Six (@PageSix) July 29, 2015
Unlike other ladies who go in for a procedure to add some lift, though, Mrs. Tom Brady thought her best move would be to disguise herself from any photos, actually donning a burqa in order to avoid anyone from seeing that it was her.
According to the Page Six of the New York Post:
“A source said she was concerned that her breasts had sagged after having two children — and the surgery was a 35th-birthday and post-retirement present to herself.”
Considering Gisele banked a fucking ridiculous $47 million last year as the world’s highest-paid model, according to Forbes, the $11,000 tab on surgeries for her and her sister were nothing but pocket change.
One thing’s for sure, Tom Brady may be pissed off at the NFL for suspending him four games for the whole DeflateGate thing, but at least he has some inflated boobs to play with while he spends the first month of the NFL season watching from his couch with his extremely attractive wife.