GOING POSTAL: Mail Man in Milwaukee Surprises Woman By Delivering Mail Nekked
We'll never know whether he was disgruntled, bat shit crazy, or so hopelessly in love that he figured the only way he could express his feelings were with a dong flash. A few notes: How awkward is her laugh when she mentions he was nekked? It's suspicious. What's over/under that she sized up his junk before screaming? Ballsy move to take the whole package shipping service so damn literally, especially while on the clock of the United States' Postal Service. He was arrested and cited for lewd behavior. Goodbye, sweet Federal benefits and pension plan.