Today’s News Is Depressing AF So Here’s A Video Of A Golden Retriever High As Balls From Anesthesia

Terrible day to be a sane person. The death toll for the Orlando nightclub shooting has climbed to 50 (the worst mass shooting in U.S. history), Curt Schilling won’t shut the fuck up on Twitter, the Stanford rapists’ dad is asking for our money, and I’m about one Chewbacca mom headline away from buying a one way ticket to the sun.

But in times like these, it’s important to sprinkle in some dog content as a reminder that there is one species that will never kill, never tweet stupid shit, and never disappoint. The only thing better than a dog is a dog whose high as shit from anesthesia. Find happiness in the little things, bros. The world is going to hell in a hand basket.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.