Some Guy Just Said ‘Fuck It’ And Deployed The Emergency Slide So He Could Get Off A Plane First

by 6 years ago
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Traveling sucks, especially flying. You’re crammed into a metal tube with dozens of other people who you grow to slowly hate and then it’s time to get off, but you’re stuck in row 22 and are looking at another 10 to 15 minutes of just sitting there like a dumbass…waiting.

Unless you are this passenger in China who just said, “Fuck all that nonsense, I’m getting the hell out of here, RIGHT NOW,” and deployed the emergency slide so he could exit the plane in style.

As you will see from the surveillance video below, bro just pops the slide and in the process manages to do more than $16,000 in damage because that’s what a boss does when he wants off the plane immediately.

According to ABC 7, “the man admitted he didn’t pay attention to the safety instructions at the beginning of the flight and didn’t realize the emergency door and emergency slide were for emergencies only.”

He knew.

H/T Happy Place