Watching This Guy Fall In His Own Puddle Of Pee Is A Good Reminder That Even Though You’re A Loser, It Could Be Worse
Yeah yeah yeah, “I’m not a loser!” you shout as feelings of inadequacy and embarrassment wash over you while you skim-read the title, “I’ve NEVER fallen into my own puddle of pee! I’m a WINNER!”
Sure you are buckaroo, just like how I’m a banker from Nigeria and all those emails I’ve been sending you are 100% legit. Just like how this guy isn’t a stupid idiot for choosing to pee in a corner. Just like how this sentence is totally not filler and deserving of literary recognition.
Yep…real winner we’ve got here.