This Guy Had 17 Girlfriends At Once Without Any Of Them Knowing, Then Karma Took A Dump Right On His Face
Juggling women is an art form. It’s morally questionable and disgusting to some, but it’s still kind of an art form. It’s also as nerve-racking as it is sexually wonderful. The variety gets you and your dick hooked, but the fear of getting caught is always in the back of your mind. Unless you’re a sociopath. In that case, you just experience all the sweet, sweet benefits of being a lothario. Must be nice.
Generally speaking, most men only try to juggle a handful of women at once. Three, maybe four women tops. We realize we’re morons and that we have limits, so we try to keep things manageable.
Not this man from China, though. He only goes by Mr. Yuan, and until a recent car accident sent his love life into a free fall, he was juggling 17 women at once, even fathered a child with one of them.
It’s always entertaining to read stories about dudes who sleep with a ton of chicks but there’s sleeping around and having fun with multiple women, then there’s whatever the fuck this guy was doing. Which I’m pretty sure was being an all-world scumbag.
According to SCMP:
A young Romeo who dated at least 17 Juliets at once – including fathering a child with one of them – got his comeuppance after a car accident when doctors contacted his “relatives” – and all his girlfriends turned up at the same time.
One of the girlfriends, who called herself Xiao Li, said: “I’ve been with him for a year and a half. [After hearing he’d been in an accident] I cried so hard I didn’t have any tears left.
“I was really worried when I heard that he was in hospital. But when I started seeing more and more beautiful girls show up, I couldn’t cry any more.”
Xiao said she had set up an online chat group made up of 17 of Yuan’s partners. She said she had learned that some of Yuan’s other girlfriends had given him money each month – sometimes large sums – with one woman providing him with financial support for nine years.
Wang Fang, another of Yuan’s partners, said: “We’ve already had a son together. What can I do now? I don’t love him any more, but I do love my son.”
Another girlfriend, who gave her name as Xiao Ting, said she had believed that Yuan was her “Mr Right”, and she had already started to plan their wedding.
Man. That’s some Hall of Fame-type shit right there. The Scumbag Hall of Fame, of course, but he’s had a Hall of Fame career nonetheless.