Will This Guy Trip And Snap His Neck While Trying To Jump On Top Of This Minivan?

I don’t normally wish ill on people, but I’ve gotta be honest – this video would’ve been 500x more entertaining if the guy faceplanted or died.

Not that jumping on top of cars is boring, but come on. People didn’t pack into the coliseum to watch gladiators play patty-cake, they went to see BLOOD and DEATH and GORE, which is exactly what this video is lacking.

If we’re lucky, maybe next time this guy’ll throw some pig blood around to make things more interesting…but probably not.