Guy Watching Porn On Train Is SO Busted

by 4 years ago

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It’s probably best to not watch hardcore pornography in public, but if you must, there are certain precautions to take to make sure everyone remains unaware of what you’re actually doing.

This adult movie enthusiast provides us a much needed reminder regarding the pitfalls of XXX on the go.

He certainly thought angling his iPad away from others would keep his fellow train passengers in the dark. Clearly he forgot about the reflective properties of glass.

It doesn’t take a large-scale investigation to discover he is NOT watching House of Cards.

This photo first showed up on Reddit a few days ago. When I saw it, I wondered what I’d do in a similar situation. Would I confront the guy? Would I take a photo of his smut viewership? Would I mind my own business?

I had to wait a grand total of 36 hours to find out.

Last night, as I was waiting to disembark from my commuter train, I stumbled across a copycat situation.

A man, bespectacled and at least 60, was just going to town, ripping through a folder of low-quality images of a very pale, very thin woman in various stages of undress. He was not just enjoying the images from afar. He was zooming in on her lady parts with such ferocity I could practically feel the razor burn.

The difference, I guess, is that he was making no effort to hide it. He was basically saying, “here I am, world, and this is my hobby!”

As children and old people shuffled by and took notice, I felt a strong urge to call him out. I thought of about six different quips, all of which would have brought great shame. I thought about taking a photo and making it go viral.

But then I realized that the guy wouldn’t care. There was not a single fiber of his being that gave a second thought to what he was doing.

So I decided to do nothing. I decided to let every other person exiting the train have the same roller coaster of emotions I’d experienced. In a way, I thought, this guy is performing a public service. He’s allowing his fellow humans to play a live-action game of Scruples and providing them with a story to tell over dinner.

So maybe, just maybe, we shouldn’t brand this guy as a loser. Perhaps he’s a hero.

Let he who hasn’t been caught browsing filth on public transport cast the first stone.

//gets buried in a deluge of stones


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