Guy’s Wife Leaves Him After He Drunkenly Tattoos A Six-Inch Dick On His Thigh

by 3 years ago


Sometimes things that seem funny when you’re drunk turn out to be really bad ideas.

Meet Stuart Valentino, a serial prankster who had a six-and-a-half inch penis tattooed on his thigh as a joke when he had a little bit too much to drink. When he sobered up, he found out that his wife didn’t think the joke was funny and after a few arguments about the tattoo she ended up kicking him out of the house.

Here’s what Valentino told The Daily Mail

My wife hates it. In retrospect, I’m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done. After I did it, my wife woke up in the morning screaming, because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tattoo on my leg.

We argued non-stop. It would cost nearly £1,000 to remove, something that could have been spent on a family holiday. Finally last month, Samantha announced she couldn’t take it any longer, and left me. I had no idea that a joke could ruin my life. I’m devastated I’ve lost my family, and frustrated with myself. I can’t blame anyone else. I have a constant reminder poking out of my shorts every day of how stupid I’ve been.

Ironically, it was his wife who bought him the tattoo gun he used to draw the dick as a Christmas present.


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