Halloween Tips For Gym Bros As Told By Dom Mazzetti And His Magical Whiteboard

by 1 year ago

Halloween, like every other night you go out, can go one of two ways: You either get laid or you do not get laid. It just so happens that on Halloween you also have girls dressed up like slutty nurses, slutty cops, slutty school girls, slutty Harambes (one can only hope), etc, so guys assume their chance to get laid are better.

Are your odds of getting laid on Halloween better than usual? I have no idea. But if you follow Dom Mazzetti’s plan, which he details on his trusty whiteboard, you just might increase your chances of not ending the night with your dick in your hand.

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