This Homeless Man’s Unbelievable Magic Trick Turns The Entire Sidewalk Into A Goddamn Frenzy


How? HOW??? We all saw the hole! And then there suddenly wasn’t one. I guess there’s a reason why this homeless man’s magic routine has garnered over 1 million views on YouTube–because it’s absolutely incredible.

The only explanation: he has to be Jesus. Jesus was poor. He performed miracles. Probably even smoked cigarettes, you certainly can’t prove he didn’t. And didn’t he promise us an encore at some point? Yep, definitely Jeses. Actually, nevermind–he can’t be, he wearing a Miami Dolphins hat.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.