This Homeless Man’s Unbelievable Magic Trick Turns The Entire Sidewalk Into A Goddamn Frenzy
How? HOW??? We all saw the hole! And then there suddenly wasn’t one. I guess there’s a reason why this homeless man’s magic routine has garnered over 1 million views on YouTube–because it’s absolutely incredible.
The only explanation: he has to be Jesus. Jesus was poor. He performed miracles. Probably even smoked cigarettes, you certainly can’t prove he didn’t. And didn’t he promise us an encore at some point? Yep, definitely Jeses. Actually, nevermind–he can’t be, he wearing a Miami Dolphins hat.