Hot Shots and a Pot Entrepreneur Vie for Bro of the Week

by 9 years ago

Hickok


4. Hickok45
This guy carved a pumpkin with a f*cking hand gun. In all my years, that's probably the most creative way to carve a pumpkin that I have ever seen. Which isn't saying much since I've never seen any other way outside of a knife, but still impressive. We also nominated him today because he would probably appreciate that today was Cuntry Music Friday in the BroBible office. Well, it was, but Eskimo Bro played Garth Brooks and I was forced to cancel it.

Cam Newton


3. Cam Newton
The latest flavor of the week for the Heisman was pretty impressive in victory against LSU last week. He can run, he can sort of throw, it almost makes you ask the question, what can't Cam Newton do? Quarterback an NFL team, that's probably what?

Charlie Sheen Hot Shots


2. Charlie Sheen
I can't tell you if getting arrested is Bro or not Bro — I'm not some f*ckin' oracle and I certainly don't live my life worrying about trivial shit like that. But give the guy a break, it's not like any of you have f*cked over 5,000 chicks for a sweet story (to tell the grandkids) about the time you blew so much rock up your nose that you trashed a Plaza Hotel room, and abducted a adult entertainment hoe.

Mark Mallen


1. Mark Mallen
Mark is a successful ice-cream entrepreneur turned marijuana-infused ice cream entrepreneur. Either way you shake it, the guy has a f*cking awesome gig and probably gets blown twice daily. His company, Mile High Ice Cream, now offers more than 60 delicious “medical” flavors, including Banana Chocolate Chip, High Country Chocolate, and Peanut
Butter Kush Cup.


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