How Annoying Is This Girl Who Won’t Shut Up About Dolphins?

by 3 years ago

This lady is trying SO HARD to be the Boston fisherman bro who spotted “a beeeby fuckin’ wheeeelllll!!!” a couple weeks ago. But really she just comes across super obnoxious about her enthusiasm for these goddamn dolphins. Doesn’t she watch The Simpsons? These things are only following that boat because they want to overthrow mankind as the dominant species on planet earth.

Chill with those seabreezes lady. Nature ain’t no Kardashian show.