This, In Case You Needed A Reminder, Is Precisely How To NOT Tap A Beer Keg

Do you know how to tap a beer keg?

No?

It’s pretty simple. All you gotta do is the exact opposite of what this chick did, i.e. hammer away with reckless abandon and hope that everything turns out rainbows and sunshine.

And hey, if things don’t work out so hot for you with advice as vague as that, just remember that you can always film yourself fucking it up to high hell and post it on the Internet. Maybe it’ll go viral, maybe it won’t – but if it does, at least you can consider yourself mildly famous, even if just for a minute or two.