Thanks to something called Discover Twitter, I just learned today that I’ve been on Twitter since October 6, 2009 and that this wad of shit was my first tweet ever. Please don’t feel the need to comment on that, I’m well aware of how profound it is.
My experience with Twitter has been a long, boring run of wasted time and then some more of that. Not to say that I don’t enjoy Twitter, I do, it’s just that 90% of it is pointless drivel. Such is life, I suppose. So is life, actually.
Anyway, find out your first tweet here and check out a few first tweets from accounts you might know below.
eBay Item of the Day column kicks off with camo six-pack belt holster. New meaning for jungle juice: http://www.brobible.com/Story/18043
— BroBible (@BroBible) April 27, 2009
I’m about to go onstage in Minneapolis. After I finish my tuna melt and go pee
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) February 27, 2009
The antisocial has become social #mambatweets
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) January 4, 2013
Hey all. This is the real AD, finally on Twitter. Big day for my first tweet…Randy Moss is a Viking! Looking to help us get some W’s.
— Adrian Peterson (@AdrianPeterson) October 6, 2010
Welcome to my new Twitter page at: www.twitter.com/TigerWoods
— Tiger Woods (@TigerWoods) June 26, 2009
Hello World, the Real King James is in the Building “Finally”. My Brother @oneandonlycp3 gas’d me up to jump on board so I’m here. Haaaa
— LeBron James (@KingJames) July 6, 2010
I have finally arrived twitter world
— Aaron Rodgers (@AaronRodgers12) April 14, 2010
Check out my single “ONE TIME” on my myspace and spread the word for me. Thanks www.myspace.com/justinbieber
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) May 12, 2009
Really lookin’ forward to the weekend you guys.
— Karl Welzein (@DadBoner) April 15, 2010
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