I haven’t been in a fight in YEARS, but if I ever find myself in one, and up against an insurmountable opponent, I’ll probably just let him murder me before I do this. Sure, these guys found the golden ticket to not get the shit kicked out of them, but I’d rather die with my pride in tact because what happens when you come up against some motherfucker who doesn’t care that you pulled your dick out? I’ll tell you what happens…later that night you’re on the local news as the guy who died because he tried to sexually assault a man. Yeah, no thanks. I’ll just take my beating and get on with my life.