God bless Smirnoff Ice. Back when Bros started ironically icing each other in 2010, it was the greatest shit in the world — Not because it tasted good, but because it tasted TERRIBLE and it was embarrassing to drink in the company of friends. In the summer of 2010, I got iced twice in the same day with room temperature Pineapple and Grape flavored Smirnoff Ices. I wanted to barf my brains out upon the last gulp of the grape one. We really need to bring it back.
This Granny gets it — Smirnoff Ice is pretty lolz to drink. But she thinks it’s some sort of dangerous drug, so she yelling at her grandson for drinking it. She is my spirit animal, though I’m a little bummed she didn’t just go for the jugular with her insults and say “YOU’RE A MAN. NO MAN SHOULD BE DRINKING THIS EVER. YOUR GRANDFATHER HAD TESTICLES, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOURS?”
Stuff like that coming from your grandmother really stays with you.
Pssst, granny — The so-called “Ice” you’re thinking about is the kind of the Walter White variety: