Think This Bro Who Was Found In His Boxers Eating Chips In A Stranger’s Home Was High On Something Called Meth?

by 5 years ago
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JOHNSON COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE

That right there is the face of 19-year-old Andrew Wozniak, who was arrested this weekend. We aren’t allowed to libel him, but we are allowed to use our intuition.

Let’s walk through this.

A stranger found Wozniak in his living room, wearing nothing but his boxers and eating chips.

We’ve all eaten chips in our boxers. It’s a dude thing to do. Just not typically in someone else’s home. Wozniack fled the scene and was apprehended after people reported seeing a man in his undies wandering the streets.

When arrested, Wozniak blew a .10, which isn’t all that drunk. He also apparently screamed at the doctors who evaluated him after he was taken to the hospital.

According to the New York Daily News he said, “”I’m going to snap both of you at the same time.”

So… let’s take a look at his mugshot again.

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JOHNSON COUNTY SHERIFF’S OFFICE

What could have possibly caused that erratic, strange behavior?


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