The Undead Hasselhoff burger brought to you by Zombie Burger in De Moines, Iowa might have just trumped all else as the state’s number one tourist attraction. Sadly, though, the burger monstrosity isn’t formed using ground locks of the Hoff’s feathered coif. Instead, it is a concoction made of pretzel-breaded brat, spicy mustard, cheddar, pretzel, and succulent beer cheez whiz, just the way
God The Hoff intended. Probably.
— Zombie Burger (@ZombieBurgerDM) October 2, 2014