Ladies, you’re probably already stressing over your Halloween costume for this year. Halloween parties are right around the corner and you can’t go as a sexy oncologist for the third year in a row.
Well, since you love slutting it up during the Halloween party season, this Jasmine Tridevil costume is perfect. Your rack will be the talk of the party even before you get hammered and rip your shirt off in front of campus security. The costume is pretty simple to put together and costs much less than an actual surgery to have a third breast attached.
And if people don’t know who you are, don’t let it get you down. No one knew what the hell an oncologist was either.