Bro On A Jet Ski Has Stunts Like Kenny Powers And Probably Pulls So Much Ass
Jet skis get a bad rep in some circles. They’re the unnecessary item trailer park trash blows their credit score on. But I still think they’re badass. After all, they’re the preferred recreational vehicle of the Patron Saint of all things Bro, the Kenny Powers. And St. Kenny himself once said “Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin’ the most expensive fashions, dinin’ in the fanciest food places, riding around on goddamn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Jet skis again. Throwin’ heat. And getting laid.”
Goddamn right. This motherfucker probably pulls so much ass.