Jimmy Tatro’s ‘Fuckboy Starter Kit’ Is The Ultimate Way To Identify Douchebags
Is there anything more douchey than the tools who suck on vapes while riding around on hoverboards dressed like a member of Justin Bieber’s entourage? Hell no. These kids are fuckboys a.k.a. the biggest tools on the planet. They’re ruining society as we know it with their dumbass e-vape juice clouds and drop-crotch pants.
Fuckboys are somehow more douchey than hipsters, a feat that I thought was impossible until a Grade A fuckboy on a hoverboard almost knocked me over while trying to hit up a bar inside LAX airport. Here’s what said douche looked like:
Shortly after I took that picture, I spotted him drinking a glass of white wine while still on his hoverboard. It was 11:30 in the morning. While watching him smugly sip his wine, I felt nothing but malignant hate for fuckboys. That’s why Jimmy Tatro putting fuckboys on blast is the best thing I’ve watched on YouTube in a long, long time.
I think I speak for all of BroBible nation when I say fuck fuckboys. If you have a friend metamorphosing into a fuckboy, throw an intervention before it’s too late.