Fuck Yea, Bros! JNCOs Are Making A Comeback!
Get fucking psyched Bros. The coolest clothes of your youth are making a comeback. That’s right, JNCO jeans, the oft-mock pants brand in this era of bullshit tailored pants which are only in style because chicks want to bang Don Draper are here to say suck my dick to mid-2010s fashion.
Fuck. Yes. Skinny, out. Slim cut, out. Boot cut, bitch ass. It’s all about that wide leg JNCO jeans.
They announced the news with a simple statement on their revived website.
JNCO – The iconic brand that defined an entire culture in the 90s is back, and we have been busy creating a new empire. Are you ready to join us on our new adventure? “Judge None, Choose One”
YOU’RE GOD DAMN RIGHT I AM READY TO BUMP LESS THAN JAKE AND SKANK MY FACE OFF IN SICK ASS JNCO JEANS.
They will be updated a bit to appeal to modern consumers, but I have no doubt they will be fresh as fuck.