How Much Molly Has This Joe Dirt Doppleganger Dancing By Himself On The Beach Taken? My Guess Is All Of It

by 3 years ago

If this doesn’t get you bullish on summer vibes, then you can move to Antarctica and stay out of my life forever. Because it’s 65 degrees in New York City today which feels good on my seasonal depression and all I want to do is pop enough molly to satiate a Skrillex concert and spaz the fuck out with Joe Dirt on the beach. Does he have a warrant out for his arrest? Probably. Has he not paid child support since that mullet was a rat tail? Its likely. But right now, in this very moment, the only thing that matters is the sand between his toes and the bass coursing through his veins. Dance as if no one is watching bro. Even if the entire internet will be in 3, 2, 1…

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