I’m Guessing This Kid’s Savage Transformers Costume Will Land Him No Less Than A Million Chicks On Halloween

by 3 years ago

Shut down the voting polls. This dude just won Halloween 2015. It’s a goddamn shame that this savage is too young to take advantage of the perks of having such a legendary Halloween get-up. If he dusts this costume off in five or ten years, he’ll be swimming in vagina fluids. Chicks lower their standards ten fold on Halloween and if you’re the guy with the best costume, it’s like cheating. Like playing with cheat codes.

Hey little man, if you’re reading this, I’ll throw you $20 to borrow it for the weekend. Can’t remember the last time I got laid.


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