Damn, Nature, you’re nature. And you’re also scary as shit.
If a whale could cunt punt (TM, Rebecca Martinson) a seal into outer-fucking-space, what do you think it would do to your small boat if it happened upon it by accident? I’d like to find out.
Not first hand, of course — I don’t take those kinds of risks with my wellbeing — but I would certainly like to see a video of it happening to a far more reckless human being than myself. I’m silly like that.