This Is The Last Male Northern White Rhino On The Planet And He’s Protected By Armed Guards 24/7
Thanks to poachers, this is the last male northern white rhinoceros left on planet Earth. His name is Sudan and his home is Ol Pejeta Conservancy in Kenya. The conservancy is taking the threat of a possible northern white rhinoceros extinction so seriously that they have Sudan surrounded by armed guards for 24 hours a day.
This rhino doesn’t need guards, what he needs is a dozen, very fertile fuck buddies to spread his seed. Ok, maybe he also needs guards. But only one thing can truly save his species and that’s the thing that can save us all: sweet, sweet animalistic love making.
[H/T David Duval. Yes, THAT David Duval]