Why bathe your dog when you can just vacuum him? Putting a dog in a bathtub is a recipe for disaster. What if he poops in the tub? What if he floods the house by turning on the water after you’ve carelessly walked away? So many things can go wrong, so sit down on your lazy ass and run a vacuum over his fur for a few minutes. He might love it just like this dog, or he might hate it and bite your leg. Either way, it’s certainly worth more your time than actually putting any effort into your pet ownership, that’s for sure.