It’s not the dance battle of the century like I tried to lie and say it was, but it’s a dance battle nonetheless. And while the cop is the obvious winner (did you watch those little kids dance? They were awful. Terrible. Someone call their parents and tell them what wastes of space they’ve been raising)…actually, I don’t have anything else to say other than that. The cop won and the kids lost, without even a single participation ribbon in sight. Bummer.