Watching This Llama Spit All Over A Girl Is A Good Reminder Not To Screw With Llamas, Because You Will Lose

Llamas: they’re cute and furry from far away, but up close you’ll find they’re one of the ugliest creatures alive save for your mom. Bug eyes, jutted-out teeth and eyelashes the size of a baby’s arm – all features you don’t look for when you’re tryna make fuck.

Not that this girl is trying to fuck this llama, because that would be illegal. And gross. And we also would definitely not be able to post that video for you to watch here, as we (sometimes) have standards.

Regardless of this chick’s intent, she learned the hard way that llamas are not to be trifled with, at all.