Dude Almost Shoots His Dick Off With A Nail Gun, Was Somehow Amazingly Chill About It (GRAPHIC)
I once shot myself in the leg with a nail gun while building a house. It was like a bullet embedding itself in my leg. I was by myself when it happened and I was pretty chill about it after the initial shock and I just pulled the nail out and limped home. It wasn’t nearly as painful as when my father-in-law shot me with a nail gun right in the finger, but that’s a story for another day.
The story we’re here to talk about today is somewhat similar in that a builder accidentally shot himself with a nail gun, but in his case he almost destroyed his dick. That, I probably would not have been so calm about experiencing. At least not as calm as this dude.
Reports the Mirror…
The builder had been using a hydraulic hand nail gun at work in Swansea when he mistimed pulling the trigger and sent the nail flying into his groin, just centimetres from his penis.
Although the 22-year-old man doesn’t wish to be named, his colleague Mathew Meagher was on hand to capture photographs of the horrific injury – presumably so he can look back fondly when he’s got over the pain.
Mathew explained: “For want of a better phrase, the nail was pretty much through his d**k.”
Dude, you need to be named. Here’s why…
Mathew, who runs his own building company, said: “He was very, very lucky. If it had been any closer the doctors said it would have gone straight through one of the main arteries.
“He came over to me and said he’d shot himself. It’s something that shouldn’t happen, and at first I couldn’t see anything. And then I saw it. I just went white. I said to him, ‘Jesus, what’s that?’ I couldn’t believe it.”
“He wasn’t crying or screaming in pain or anything, he was just dead calm. It hadn’t fazed him at all. He said his leg was starting to go numb, but his demeanour just wasn’t changing.”
Then this guy asked him whether he should pull the nail out himself, but they wisely decided against it.
“I’ve never seen anything like that on the building site before. People couldn’t believe it. He wanted me to share the pictures of it on social media.
“It makes your eyes water. Even looking back I’m flinching. I’m very relieved it wasn’t me. I had a couple of dates coming up that weekend.”
Uh, yeah. Check it out below and see if you too don’t flinch a little.