Clear-Thinking Man Who Was Attempting To TIME TRAVEL Crashed His Speeding Car Into Store (Photos)
Let’s get one thing out of the way right off the bat. This happened in…drum roll, please…FLORIDA. Because of course it did. Never change, Florida.
Police say that a 40-year-old man was trying to enter a time portal when he plowed his Dodge Challenger through a brick wall of a store in Pensacola.